Raisin Games: some inspiration

This is published anonymously, because really it is an amalgamation, a collection of ideas that have been passed from generation to generation you might say… If you're struggling for inspiration for games, go back to what's important – family. You're the parent, and you want your children to have a good time, so start with some kids' games.

How To Child-Proof Your Home This Raisin Weekend

1. Plastic sheeting, and more plastic sheeting. It covers a multitude of sins – you never know what bodily or alcoholic fluids will seep into your carpet otherwise. Saves a lot of stress at the end of the year when the landlord comes round to inspect.

Five Reasons Why You Should Have Academic Children

  1. To experience pure, unconditional love. You’ll smother them with affection (force alcohol down their throats until they throw up) and they’ll willingly reciprocate (puke all over your shoes).
  1. To make sure someone is there to look after you when you are old. By ‘look after’, I mean they’ll be there when you’re in fourth-year, taunting you with their lack of deadlines and ability to strawpedo wine without incurring the hangover from hell.
  1. Because you fancy one of them. After all, freshers are hot. This is an unwritten rule in itself.
  1. To watch them blossom from shy, doe-eyed first years into loud, brash, borderline alcoholics. Don’t miss those all-important ‘firsts’, including first random hook-up and first all-nighter!
  1. To teach them what your mother never taught you. Dr. Noodles is not as good as you think it might be. Never wear your favourite shoes to Kinkell. Tequila is not a pre-drink.

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